Let me handle this.
I never get lost.
Wonder what this button does?
No problem. That's easy!
Trust me. (my favorite)

Watch, its safe.
(directed at a reefer)"Look, its a nemo fish!"

My other favorite
Does this make me look fat?
.......ummmmm???

Haha or the sequal:

-honey, what do you think of this dress?

-it looks nice

- JUST NICE?!?@$%^

Sequel to the sequel:

"Honey, do you think that girl's pretty?"

<don't answer that>

Wrong answers:
Yeah.
Yes.
Uh-huh.

Bad answers:
Oh, she's gorgeous.
Of course she is.
She's a keeper.

Worst answers:
I'd sleep with her.
Woah, baby, where was she when I was still single.

Technically even "not answering" is the wrong answer to that one...

Hey... Where the heck are the rednecks in this thread?

"Hold my beer - Watch This!"

canreef's political correctness has driven them off.

"Hey, I know a shortcut"

HaHa

Every person that comes to my house :
"Oh!, You have Nemos!" *rolls eyes*

"I'm only going to look!"
"How hard could it be ?"
or how about... "oh it's only 500lbs the floor can hold that..."

amanda