Ha ha ha
 

I'm sorry for laughing, but the whole "Yelling at the husband because it was somehow his fault"...made me laugh. I had to share it with the man, of course I rationalised in my female way on how it could have very well been the mans fault...and he agreed. lol...

I'm so sorry that happened to you, I've had similar things happen to me numerous times (I'm a clutz) without having to go to the hospital though.

I can commiserate with your misfortune, but..... That was such a damn funny narrative. LOL, ahhaahhahahhahah!!!!