WARNING !!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and he asks you to show him your boobs,

DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.

This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR boobs.

"I wish someone had told me this before. (God, I feel so stupid and cheap now.)"

Too bad I didn't read this earlier. I already showed him my boobs. At least I put a smile on his face.

You two must be aesthetically pleasing.....he ran in horror after seeing mine