So a Bear walks into a Dollar store

Oops, NM, no more silly stories

I'm sure asking the pharmacist for lanthanum chloride or chloroquine phosphate must raise a few eyebrows

I'm not sure you would find a pharmacist that would give you CP without a prescription. I'm not sure what LC is normally used for, does a pharmacy even have it?

Lc has very little uses.. Mainly a floculant

Going into a vet to get antibiotics to treat my anemone's infection. That raised a few eyebrows as the vet wanted to discuss it in front of his other staff.

Then went to the pharmacy to get the prescription. The staff were a little confused when the note from the vet said it was to treat an anemone.

I'm not sure if anyone really believed me at either place, but I got the prescription. Unfortunately, the anemone didn't live.