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jorjef 11-24-2011 08:12 PM

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

lastlight 11-24-2011 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jorjef (Post 653473)
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

That's probably uphill tho.

jorjef 11-24-2011 08:32 PM

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

GO ZANZIBAR!!

jorjef 11-24-2011 08:35 PM

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

COTTON PICK'IN BASTARDS

jorjef 11-24-2011 08:38 PM

China has more English speakers than the United States.

jorjef 11-24-2011 08:41 PM

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Now I know why I don't have a donkey

Lance 11-24-2011 09:45 PM

............Dolphins are the only species known to have sex for fun like humans, also engaging in homosexual acts. They also have been known to show sexual behaviour toward other animals including humans..............



- And all this time I thought they were following our boat because they liked me!


- Is that a bottlenose in your pocket or are you really happy to see me.

Zoaelite 11-24-2011 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lance (Post 653519)
............Dolphins are the only species known to have sex for fun like humans, also engaging in homosexual acts. They also have been known to show sexual behaviour toward other animals including humans..............



- And all this time I thought they were following our boat because they liked me!


- Is that a bottlenose in your pocket or are you really happy to see me.

Tonys user name finally makes sence to me haha!

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jorjef 11-25-2011 02:04 AM

There's still time to mount a take over of the U.S. They will be in a "turkey coma" and won't know what hit them!! I'm belly crawling across the border as we speak!!

Lance 11-25-2011 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by zoaElite (Post 653533)
Tonys user name finally makes sence to me haha!




:lol:


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