The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

That's probably uphill tho.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

GO ZANZIBAR!!

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

COTTON PICK'IN BASTARDS

China has more English speakers than the United States.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Now I know why I don't have a donkey

............Dolphins are the only species known to have sex for fun like humans, also engaging in homosexual acts. They also have been known to show sexual behaviour toward other animals including humans..............



- And all this time I thought they were following our boat because they liked me!


- Is that a bottlenose in your pocket or are you really happy to see me.

Tonys user name finally makes sence to me haha!

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There's still time to mount a take over of the U.S. They will be in a "turkey coma" and won't know what hit them!! I'm belly crawling across the border as we speak!!

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