Why do women sit down on a toilet when the seat is up... seriously don't they check first?

They do, when they see its up... its just a ace in their pocket.. so they sit down, collect their ace.. then choose when they want to play it... tricky buggers really.. tricky..

Well I won't be waiting in line at midnight I will be buying it for sure!

there's no point to wait in line. by the time you get home you play one round and than pass out. Last year I just picked up BO's the day of.

btw I heart my $hitty little orange mushroom

:lol:that made me titter dude....

SPS doesn't do it for me anymore. once this stupid algae problem is in check my $hitty little mushrooms can start dominating and than I can start cursing while I take a torch to the rock. Tank will look cool, be low maintenance and I can switch to a crappy cheap salt. YAH for being a broke ass student.

You need to switch majors to whatever Levi is studying. It apparently pays a lot better. :p

Life is like a pinball machine you either score points or lose your balls.

Thank God McDonalds doesn't have a hot dog, i really dont think i could order a McWiener with a straight face.

I always check

I laugh hysterically when this happens, I know I'll be getting hell 15 seconds after I hear the squeal but that doens't make it any less funny!