OMG! See what happens when a person is gone for a week :eek: But 36 pages - you folks have been busy :mrgreen:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish"

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Hey Bev only 968 more posts and you're at 5000 :mrgreen:

Well, I'd better make some of it up in this thread :biggrin:

Anybody birdwatching now that spring has sprung? We live in a high density neighbourhood just west of downtown just about a block north of Jasper Ave (main street). There's lots of traffic all around us, but we can still see and hear the birds :)

Spring always brings the crows - I love 'em, the gulls - they're so-so, and the robins - which aren't singing that much these days. The chickadees are around all year, and we saw a trio of them this evening. Looked like two males were trying to get lucky with a female. She was doing her best to stay ahead of them, and kept flying from branch to branch and from tree to tree. I guess rush hour isn't the best time for mating, even for chickadees.

Then there are the hares that are here all winter too, though of course, they aren't birds, but they're cool to see so close to downtown :)

Here you go Christy. Just for you. :mrgreen:




:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ugh, I hated this thread. Keep it buried. :razz:

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Oh no you didn't! Here we go again.

HAHA

Look at this. The Mods are resurrecting this flogged mess:drinking: :B-fly:

Post padding is SO April 2007.

oh look at that! a zombie thread! lol awesome, pad pad pad.

Alrighty then, 110 to go to 5K :biggrin:

You have da power, girl. :lol:

Oh sure, make me the bad guy :razz:

"was'nt me" :lol:

:mrgreen:

IBTL

Only 101 more posts to catch the profilux thread, again :mrgreen:

Ya it was the trouble maker :)

J

I take no responsibility, either. I tried to entertain with as many cheesy jokes in your other thread as possible :wink:

I must say, I did enjoy that thread :wink:

and that joke by Roderick was too freakin funny....OMG I was laughin so hard...sent it to many people....

Hey, has anybody seen that really long worthless thread anywhe.....oh nevermind.

Pad:)

Good good, now I have something to entertain myself with on these long summer days!

I'm baaaaaaaaack.

oh it ALMOST went to 2 months. Blasted, Doug!

Mwaa ha ha.

So, what's everyone doing for St. Paddy's Day? :rolleyes:

Hey! Let's break the world record! Only 166, 616 posts to go!

"As of the time of writing, I saw that Kenny Sia’s blog post entitled “an unfortunate accident” posted 18th May 2007 has had 947 comments in 7 days, from 18th May 3.20am up to 25th May 11.42pm. This could be a record for a Malaysian blog.

Then I wondered, what is the most commented blog or forum thread in the world?

According to Jason Kottke in March 2006:

He’s seen 1000+ comment threads on Dooce and that posts on political blogs like Daily Kos probably have consistently more than 1000+ comments.

MetaFilter’s longest thread, posted 24th August 2001, entitled “metafilter parody” had 1729 comments, starting 24th August 2001 until commenting was finally closed on 20th September 2002, more than a year later.

The Matrix Reloaded thread at his blog posted 15th May 2003 had 1,767 comments in 6 months. It had to be spanned into 2 threads because the blogging software he used (Movable Type) was “beginning to buckle under the pressure”.

Engadget’s “It’s our 2nd birthday and we’re giving you the presents!” post on 7th March 2006 at 1.11pm attracted 3,324 comments. The first comment was posted 2 minutes after the blog posting and the last 24 hours later, 8th March 2006, 1.24pm. Amazing.

Slashdot’s thread at the end of the 2004 US Presidential Elections entitled “Kerry Concedes Election To Bush“, posted 3rd November 2004 at 12.39 pm got an astounding 5,687 comments, with the last one coming in more than 2 weeks later, on the 18th November at 11.24 am.

However, the mother of all comment threads is apparently the SpyMac forum thread which seems to have “about 167,000 comments.” However, it looks as if it’s just a number game there, as it was apparently a deliberate attempt to set the record for the world’s longest discussion thread ever."

lol world record? hell yeah im up for that. but let's do this legit! lol titus will probably com back, see our diabolical plan, and shut down canreef... or at least this thread

:rofl:


OK, so to make it worthwhile, I read this morning the Flames are hiring Mr. Mike. :mrgreen:

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Ya, I just heard about that. Could be good, could be bad. But something definately had to be done.

Why? Did he really need a job that badly? :lol:

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Owell, i tried.

Hey, who did that. :cry:

It was Marc! He even said he was doing it!! :eek:

Virtual Lynch Mob!!!!!! :razz:

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I guess so, but I think is has more to do with the Flame's road record last year.

Hmmm, :scatter: Something fishy going on here.